Chapter 4: The Atomic Bag

As a prophet, you're going to need some serious gear to back up your claims of impending doom or glory. Here are some essentials to get you started:

1. A decent backpack. You never know when you'll need to flee for your life or carry a large amount of apocalyptic scrolls.

2. A good pair of boots. You don't want to be stuck in the rubble with a pair of flimsy, holey shoes.

3. A reliable flashlight. Because even prophets need to see what they're talking about.

4. A set of decent binoculars. For those hard-to-spot signs of the apocalypse.

5. A nice, sturdy walking stick. For when the road to perdition gets a little too rocky.

6. A waterproof Bible. You know, for when things get a bit... flooded.

7. A good map. Because even prophets get lost sometimes.

8. A decent pocket change. For when you need to bribe your way out of a sticky situation.

9. A trusty Swiss Army knife. For when things get a little too close for comfort.

10. A nice, sturdy pen. For when you need to sign a few last-minute deals with the devil himself.